samedi, mai 07, 2005
♥ so boriin
todae was so BORIN.. didn have to go to skul.. slackin at home was so BORIN lor.. haiz.. hahha! juz tryin to be sarcastic lar.. wa lau.. 7 plus, had an excitin dream lor.. den my phone rang lyk siao.. so i answered n e caller went on "hello"-ing lar.. call wrong no. lor! wth?.. i was so pissed off sia.. den ard 9 plus, had another excitin dream.. den my ma was lyk callin me up lor! wah lau.. same mornin kana disturbed by 2 person at e tym when dream so excitin lor.. shit lor.. haiz.. got up ard 10 plus.. damn.. so early lor.. haiz.. den e whole dae didn do much stuffs lar.. in e nite, went fer net at jon's hse.. baby n junior was so cute!! doggies lar.. den elijah was crappin abt some indians jokes lar.. lame lor.. goes lyk tis..:
3 men were at a cliff.. competin on whose God was e greatest, and tat will save dem if they fall off e cliff.. so e christian guy was shoutin "GOD! GOD!".. God saved him..
e buddhist guy was oso shoutin "Buddha! Buddha!".. Buddha saved him..
so when e indian guy jumped off, he died.. cos.. his God's name was too long!
lolx lor!! haha.. it was veri biased lar.. no offence to indian ppl.. haha.. but it was so lame lar.. another joke.. abt indians again lar.. sori.
wad do ppl call a chinese man drivin a mercedes-benz?
towkay
wad do ppl call a malay man drivin a mercedes-benz?
chauffeur -_-"
wad do ppl call an indian man drivin a mercedes-benz?
dotz. car-thief!
oh my gosh! hahah!! it was so lame lor.. but as i said, it's a biased joke lar..
k, newaes, was playin wif baby~! so cute.. heard frm jon n pam tat baby's 35 yrs old n junior's 21 yrs old! ehh. dogs' yr lar.. human yr, baby is 5 yrs.. junior is 3 yrs.. yup, do some calculations~ was orderin baby ard.. wad "baby, heel!".. wa, cool manz.. den i was shakin both doggies' hand.. so adorable~ some more is baby zhi dong lift her hand n gif me a shake lei! had to force junior lar.. sianz.. his hair lyk PCK's hair sia.. haiyo~ den tat pam was suanin e dogs lor.. mean sia.. i was askin whether can feed e dogs wig pringles biskut.. cant duh.. so she was temptin both doggies n continued sayin "haha, who asked u to be dogs".. den i was lyk wth? mean sia..
gtg lerr.. so late leh.. nw 1:25am ler!
3 men were at a cliff.. competin on whose God was e greatest, and tat will save dem if they fall off e cliff.. so e christian guy was shoutin "GOD! GOD!".. God saved him..
e buddhist guy was oso shoutin "Buddha! Buddha!".. Buddha saved him..
so when e indian guy jumped off, he died.. cos.. his God's name was too long!
lolx lor!! haha.. it was veri biased lar.. no offence to indian ppl.. haha.. but it was so lame lar.. another joke.. abt indians again lar.. sori.
wad do ppl call a chinese man drivin a mercedes-benz?
towkay
wad do ppl call a malay man drivin a mercedes-benz?
chauffeur -_-"
wad do ppl call an indian man drivin a mercedes-benz?
dotz. car-thief!
oh my gosh! hahah!! it was so lame lor.. but as i said, it's a biased joke lar..
k, newaes, was playin wif baby~! so cute.. heard frm jon n pam tat baby's 35 yrs old n junior's 21 yrs old! ehh. dogs' yr lar.. human yr, baby is 5 yrs.. junior is 3 yrs.. yup, do some calculations~ was orderin baby ard.. wad "baby, heel!".. wa, cool manz.. den i was shakin both doggies' hand.. so adorable~ some more is baby zhi dong lift her hand n gif me a shake lei! had to force junior lar.. sianz.. his hair lyk PCK's hair sia.. haiyo~ den tat pam was suanin e dogs lor.. mean sia.. i was askin whether can feed e dogs wig pringles biskut.. cant duh.. so she was temptin both doggies n continued sayin "haha, who asked u to be dogs".. den i was lyk wth? mean sia..
gtg lerr.. so late leh.. nw 1:25am ler!
1:25 AM
