mardi, octobre 07, 2008
♥ funny letter
was blog-hopping when i saw this post...
How would you react when you receive such a letter?
A father was surprised to see a neat and tidy bed as he passes his daughter’s room. Why?? Cause his pampered daughter never tidy her bedroom or iron her own clothes in her life.
Right on the pillow lies a pink envelope. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home.
I had eloped with my Lesbian friend Lucy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Lucy and she is so nice to me. I know when you meet her you'll like her too -even with all her piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant (carrying my ex boyfriend’s child) and Lucy said that she wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Lucy is much older than me (42 is not very old anyway), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? You always say as long as we hav the determination nothing matters… Right
Lucy has a great CD collection; she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true she has other girlfriends as well but I know she'll be faithful to me in her own way. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Lucy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and she'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Lucy can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Jenny.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS:
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!
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OMG! super funny la, perhaps i shld had used this method back then in secondary school! =X HAHAHA!
How would you react when you receive such a letter?
A father was surprised to see a neat and tidy bed as he passes his daughter’s room. Why?? Cause his pampered daughter never tidy her bedroom or iron her own clothes in her life.
Right on the pillow lies a pink envelope. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home.
I had eloped with my Lesbian friend Lucy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Lucy and she is so nice to me. I know when you meet her you'll like her too -even with all her piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant (carrying my ex boyfriend’s child) and Lucy said that she wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Lucy is much older than me (42 is not very old anyway), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? You always say as long as we hav the determination nothing matters… Right
Lucy has a great CD collection; she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true she has other girlfriends as well but I know she'll be faithful to me in her own way. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Lucy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and she'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Lucy can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Jenny.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS:
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!
edited
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OMG! super funny la, perhaps i shld had used this method back then in secondary school! =X HAHAHA!
7:02 PM
